1. That's An Enormous Amount of Paper
Get a phone call from Dwight Schrute or have Dwight call your friends.
2. Get Lost in the Time-Suck of Youtube
Watch clips from Big Train, a British sketch comedy show that we scheduled our lives around when we lived in Cambridge. See The Artist Formerly Known As Prince take down a herd of jockeys or watch Chaka Kahn and Bee Gees in the utlimate showdown...or this one (and this one) just for fun. Really, just watch any Big Train clip.