Today at Walmart, while searching in vain for new rain boots for the kiddos, I saw the most exquisite underpants. I laughed hysterically with ironic glee. It was a pair of boxers that said,
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Why?! Why?! Why?! Why was "Love Story" such a big deal with it's unlikeable characters, it's totally self-conscious "this is a MODERN love story, see? See how MODERN all this is?" style and that godawful catchphrase?!?
And why, oh, why would someone print that on a pair of underpants?
And no, I didn't buy them.