Thursday, February 22, 2007

exquisite underpants


Today at Walmart, while searching in vain for new rain boots for the kiddos, I saw the most exquisite underpants. I laughed hysterically with ironic glee. It was a pair of boxers that said,


"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


Why?! Why?! Why?! Why was "Love Story" such a big deal with it's unlikeable characters, it's totally self-conscious "this is a MODERN love story, see? See how MODERN all this is?" style and that godawful catchphrase?!?


And why, oh, why would someone print that on a pair of underpants?


And no, I didn't buy them.

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